Trail Rider’s staff had allowed itself to go fallow over the long winter. The staff’s combined waist-line has topped one nautical mile. In order to qualify for group health insurance the boss man has hired Valerie Bertinelli to help whip them into shape. Mr. Clipper, the bossman, was heard to say, “If Val can be pushing 50 and look that good in a bikini, I see no reason why we can’t.”
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1 Psycho Monkey // Mar 27, 2009 at 8:39 am
Does she make personal visits? I really need some tutoring. Maybe we could “work out” together?
2 wyatt // Mar 27, 2009 at 10:04 am
I’m not sure what sort of package boss signed up for, we may just end up with some video with our names inserted at the appropriate time. Rest assured I will let you know, just as soon as I sign up first.
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