Trail Rider’s staff had allowed itself to go fallow over the long winter. The staff’s combined waist-line has topped one nautical mile. In order to qualify for group health insurance the boss man has hired Valerie Bertinelli to help whip them into shape. Mr. Clipper, the bossman, was heard to say, “If Val can be pushing 50 and look that good in a bikini, I see no reason why we can’t.”