This picture is obviously stolen from Cycle News!

I just received word, via smoke signal, canoe express, pony express and finally fedex overnight, that a psychic from an Amazon tribe has predicted that Mike Lafferty will win the fifth round of the National Enduro Series held at Marquette Michigan this past weekend.  The witch or shetheonethatknows as she is know by her people, is a member of the oobawooba tribe and made these predictions after viewing some taro cards.  The card showing a “1+1” showed up and she knew instantly that she must inform the masses that the champ was going to return from broken foot duties and instantly win.  The next card that she turned up was labeled “old 1+2” and this would mean that former champ Russell Bobbitt would take second.  After a few moments of pondering while staring at slimy goat poo and she was reasonably sure that Nick Fahringer would throw his Husaberg on the box for third.  She then turned two more cards which read “32=1A” and “32 old man=1.  She had no clue what that meant but I know that it means Minnesota (the 32^nd state Dah) would send someone in the form of Dylan Debel to win overall A class and also someone in the form of Craig Holasek to win Vet A.  After making these stunning predictions she began to babble about how much she hates the rain and I quite reading the message. 

Psycho Monkey