There were a few races last weekend.
First the Knights of the OMA did battle in Michigan. Sir Paul Whibley stabbed King Jarret with a poison tipped jousting lace causing near instant rotting of the King’s limbs. The event started (as most do) with an argument over a hot mama named Princess Number One. The Princess said that she would only take the best man back to her tower which instantly set off a flurry of activity. The main players were SIr Whibley, Count Garrahan, and King Jarret. The King and Sir Whibley taunted each other for a couple of hours before comencing into an all out battle. After much fighting, which included much pushing, shoving, spitting and biting, Sir whibley embraced the poinioned tipped lance and struck the King in the in the foot. Initially the King laughed and made fun of Sir Whibley for being such a bad shot, but then realized his peril. The Kings linbs rotted and fell from his body almost instantly and left him bouncing around in a scene that was much remanicent of Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail. SIr whibley took Number One back to his castle where he undoubtabley poished her up.
The men of the East Coast Hare Scrambles series also race this weekend in Indianna. Reports have Jason Raines pushing his Yamaha across the line for the win followed by Glen Kearney standing on his Husky and Jake Fiddler playing the fiddle on his Suzuki.
Picture stolen from Cycle News


2 responses so far ↓
1 wyatt // Jul 4, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Are you on or off your meds? Peace Trails
2 Psycho Monkey // Jul 7, 2008 at 9:55 am
No not really. The doc said the new ones were as good as the old. Obviously not. I am back on the old ones and doing well. Thanks for your concern.
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