The circus is heading to town wearing Pirelli’s and showing off their big bucks. The race takes place on Sunday near the town of Union SC. As a public service I feel the need to update you on what is happening with the leading trapeze artists.

Lead clown David Knight was seen strolling casually around the big top bragging about his points lead and poking his competitors in the chest with a slew of profanity coming from his mouth. His closest competitors however are all hovering near the lion’s cage (only three points separating second to sixth places in the standings) while plotting how to shave their nemesis rainbow colored hair. Barry Hawk figures a distraction dealing with new clown shoes would be a stellar idea. Jimmy Jarrett and Charlie Mullins are arguing over who should be shot out of the cannon. During all of this, sneaky Paul Whibley is riding an elephant around trying to blend into the surroundings.

The XC2 competitors are also here somewhere, but the only one that can be found is Thad DuVall who is walking on the tight rope miles above his competitors who are hiding in the monkey’s cage.

One can only dream of what will happen on Sunday!

Psycho Monkey