Ever wonder how people see you while riding your bike?

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1 Ducati 916 SPS monoposto: ----------My wife is
having an affair with her tennis coach.

2 Honda ST1100:--------- I really do understand the
stock market.

3 1967 Triumph T120 Bonneville ----------If I'd had
this bike instead of a Cushman Eagle when I lived at
the fraternity house in 1965, I might now be married
to a former cheerleader named Veronica.

4 Harley-Davidson XR1000 ---------All my left shoes
are made of steel, and all my motorcycle boots have
laces.

5 Yamaha TZ250 ---------My other bike is a van.

6 Brough Superior SS100 ----------My mother was an
Episcopalian.

7 Moto Guzzi Eldorado ----------If I'd wanted a
Harley, I'd have bought a Harley. But I didn't, and I
didn't.

8 Honda GL1500 Gold Wing Aspencade ----------The wife
and I both feel that donuts are an unfairly maligned
and under-appreciated source of protein and minerals.

9 BMW R1100RT ----------The sound system on my bike is
permanently tuned to Public Radio, but when I play it
too loud I can't hear the cell phone.

10 Velocette Thruxton ---------I have a
professional-quality dartboard in our basement rec
room, next to the real ale tapper on the wet bar.

11 Yamaha V-Max --------I am the only mechanical
engineer in our office with a Mohawk hair cut.

12 Ural Tourist ---------My Yugo is waiting for parts.

13 India Enfield Bullet --------My 1965
short-wheelbase Land Rover is waiting for parts. [how
did he know this ?]

14 Triumph Speed Triple ------I'm not waiting for any
parts. Ever again.

15 Honda Elite 80 ---------My mom is knitting me a
warmer scarf for going to class.

16 Vincent Series C Black Shadow-------- If you need
to borrow any books or videos on the Battle of
Britain, the life of Winston Churchill or Gordon's
defense of t Khartoum, I have an extensive library.

17 Honda CBX --------I can pronounce both "Soichiro"
and "Irimagiri" correctly. Also I own many valve
shims.

18 Suzuki TL1000R -----Desmo Shcmezmo: I just wanna
ride.

19 MV Agusta 750S -------Our firstborn son is the only
Ago Schmiddlekopf in the Milwaukee phone book.

20 Kawasaki ZX-11 ------I am on my way to our
insurance agent's office for a personal conference,
during which I will explain everything.

21 Honda 400F ----------My husband thinks I believe he
bought this bike just for me.

22 Suzuki GSX1300R Hayabusa -------The Honda CBR1100XX
was making me late for work.

23 Triumph Trophy TR6-C -------I have seen "The Great
Escape", starring Steve McQueen 27 times. And so have
my two remaining friends.

24 Munch Mammoth ---------I have been fighting a
lifelong, losing battle with the Dark Side.

25 Honda CBR600F2 ----------My older brother is in the
Air Force.

26 Pope 998 V-Twin ----------I am on my way to the
annual stationary steam engine and vintage farm
implement meet.

27 Norton 750 Atlas ------I tried smooth and found it
overrated.

28 Harley-Davidson WLA 45 Flathead ---------I am
saving for a Stearman.

29 1942 BMW R75 ----------I show the Luger collection
only to a few close friends who know how to handle
them without leaving acidic or salty fingerprints

30 Harley FX Super Glide "Night Train": ------There
are only six things in my refrigerator, and they are
all beer.

31 Henderson Four -----------My grandson thinks these
computers are quite the coming thing, apparently.

32 Yamaha R1 -------My hair is not actually on fire,
it's just a figure of speech.

33 Maico 360 X4-------- Since the bypass surgery, my
dirt riding and energy level have improved
tremendously.

34 Bimota DB3Mantra-------- Ducatis are all very well,
but I don't find them quite Italian enough.

35 Moto Guzzi Centauro -----------Sometimes I misspell
the word "eccentric" on purpose, just to be different.

36 Whizzer/Schwinn Phantom: --------I still own my
first baseball glove, Warren Spahn-autograph model.

37 Boss Hoss V8 --------I can curl more weight with
one arm than you can move on a refrigerator dolly.

38 MV Agusta F4 Oro ---------My wife is spending
exactly $37,000 on our kitchen, just as soon as she
can find a contractor.

39 Honda Valkyrie I tried vibration and lassitude and
found them overrated.

40 Harley-Davidson 883 Sportster ----------I am on my
way to the Harley shop to purchase a larger set of
pistons.

41 Buell Thunderbolt -------This big air-cleaner
housing is coming right off, just as soon as I can get
home to my toolbox.

42 Honda CL77 305 Scrambler ---------My high school
letter jacket still fits. More or less.